Are you ready to spill your guts?
No. So prepare yourself for a lot of sarcasm.

Your phone is ringing. It's the person you fell hardest for, what do you say?
"Hello?"

Did you speak to your father today?
A little bit.

Who is in your inbox?
Megan, Andy, and Spencer's Online

Are you ticklish?
Even if I were, why would I admit it? Then people would only tickle me.

Who's car were you in last?
Mine

Have you ever slapped someone?
I felt like it

How many people do you trust with everything?
A select few

What was the last thing you drank?
Diet Pepsi... "Why do [I] drink diet soda? So I can eat regular cake!" -Gabriel Iglesias

Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn't want to be with?
Yes

Is there anyone you want to come see you?
No I'm quite happy with the company of my turtle.

Name one thing you love about winter?
I would say the snow, but we don't get any here.

When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start it?
Start it then get in

Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
I kiss with one eye closed and the other open.

Does anything on your body itch right now?
No

Have you ever had sex in a tent?
What sex?

What about in a boat?
See above

Have you ever dated a Goth?
a Goth what?

Can you fix your own car?
no

Do you find it hard to trust others?
No, I am an open book.

What were you doing at 4am this morning?
Puking

Does anyone call you babe or baby?
No, and I appreciate it since I am neither a baby or a pig that can talk

How's your most recent ex doing?
I don't care. Probably has herpes by now.

Have you kissed the last person you texted?
Oh yes, every time we work together you can't pull us out of the bathroom.

If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
Only if he didn't share...
Just kidding.
I would, because they are dangerous. not just to the person taking them, but to everyone that person has a relationship with.

Tell me about the shirt you are wearing..
My Fishnet-Inc T-shirt.

What's the very first thing you do when you wake up?
Feed my turtle.

What do you usually do when the clock turns 11:11?
Not pay attention to it

What are you wearing on your feet?
Air

Do you check your texts right away when you receive them?
Most of the time

Have you ever searched for your house on Google Earth?
Probably

Would you rather date someone older than you or younger?
I value maturity over age. But I do have age limits.

You wake up, all your hair is gone, your first reaction?
The way it's been falling out, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

What are you excited about?
NekoCon in November

Are you listening to music right now?
No

Were you happy when you woke up this morning?
Yes, everyone is happy in the mornings when they are roused out of their beds by their alarm clocks and forced to go to schools/jobs they hate.

What did you have for breakfast?
Wheat Thins

The last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
What kind of kiss are we talking about?

Two days from now this time, where will you be?
Home, doing homework (or at least I should be)

Has anyone upset you in the last week?
No

Do you believe your ex cares about you?
I don't care.

Are you short?
I'm the girl that people walk up to and yell out to their friends, "SEE! I TOLD YOU THERE WAS SOMEONE OUT THERE SHORTER THAN ME!"

Have you ever dyed your hair an unnatural color?
Not permanently

Do you think your wasting your time on the person you like?
I don't like anyone

What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
Again, what kind of kiss?
Regardless, EEW.

If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
More time and sleep

What are you listening too?
Hey Arnold reruns on YouTube

What is on your bed right now?
My binder, stuffed animals, keys, remote control

What/who woke you up this morning?
My stereo

Do you miss anyone?
My departed pets, my Poppa, my Dad

Will you be in a relationship next month?
Not on my watch

Do you think there are circumstances when it's okay to wait for someone?
Most of the time, no.

Is there anyone in the room with you?
my turtle

When was the last time you saw your mom?
a few hours ago

Do you think there is someone thinking about you right now?
Don't really care

When's the next time you will see the person who absolutely takes your breath away?
Doomsday, when I meet him

When did you meet the last male you texted?
About three years ago

Are you 100% over the last person you kissed?
Again, are we talking a real kiss?
But yes.

Are you currently looking forward to anything?
NekoCon

Are you a forgiving person?
I can be

What were your first thoughts this morning?
Don't go back to sleep.

Do your parents have facebook acounts?
Not that I know of...I don't even have one

Do you believe love lasts forever?
It can

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
A few hours ago

Ever receive a really long apology?
No

What did you realize today?
I should stop drinking as soon as I feel a slight buzz and not progress any further.

What were you doing at 7:45AM this morning?
Sleeping

What will you be doing tomorrow?
Work, maybe some homework (I hope...once again it looks like Sunday will be the only day I have for that), Rocky

Have you hugged someone within the last week?
yes

Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side?
Side

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Mom

What would you do if you got pregnant?
Call the papers and receive money for giving a virgin birth

Is there anyone holding a grudge against you?
probably

What are you doing this weekend?
rocky, nekocon rehearsal, work, trying to get homework done

What did you do today that was fun?
nothing

Have you hugged a family member lately?
my pets

How many tattoos would you like to have?
a few

Have you ever hung out with someone just to hang out?
yes

Would you be mad if your best friend dated your crush?
what crush?

Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
in bed

Name the first person you can think of that has a tattoo?
Michelle

Where did you get the shirt your wearing?
from andy

Do you know anyone named Joshua?
i did

How long does it take you to get ready?
about a half hour.

Do you laugh a lot?
usually

Do you have a dog?
yes

Do you like orange juice?
it's ok

Would you rather have big or small dogs?
big

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with a P?
only a quick peck on the cheek, and it was just a friend kiss

If you could change your eye color, would you?
black eyes

Last person you told a secret to?
don't remember

Are you mad at anyone?
too tired to be mad

What are you listening to at the moment?
didn't i just answer this?

Have you ever slept in someone else’s bed?
yes

How was your day?
fine

When was the last time you cried?
when i watched the season premiere of grey's anatomy

What did you do today?
go to school, eat, watch tv

Last phone call received?
don't remember

Is it easy to annoy you?
again, why would i reveal that?

Where is your default picture taken?
on myspace? nekocon

Are you over the age of 25?
no

Do you like your first name?
it's fine

Finish this sentence: Your ex...
can die.

Do you read magazines, or just look at the pictures?
mainly look at pictures

Do you have any piercings?
six

What was the last movie you watched?
"to live" in my film class

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
yes

Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms?
no

This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
a guy in my brit lit class

Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
no

The last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
real kiss? none

Does seeing girls with fried hair make you scared of your straightener?
no

Do you like when people play with your hair?
no

Would you fall apart if the last person you kissed died?
i'd laugh...as heartless as that sounds.

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
i wish

Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
skinny jeans don't work for fluffy people.

Who are your best friends?
a few people

Where were you 2 hours ago?
watching grey's anatomy

What's your favorite color?
black

What can you say about the first boy/girl on your top?
my puppy

Would you rather have a smoothie or milkshake?
depends on what i feel like having

Have you ever had a best friend?
i have quite a few

What is the last thing you did before bed last night?
drink

Do you like your hair?
no, it's too light and it's falling out. i wish it was darker and thicker.

Where were you at 1am this morning?
bed

What do you currently hear?
i just answered this

When is the last time you actually hung out with your top 1?
a few hours ago

Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
no

Where was your default picture taken?
i already answered that

When was the last time you cried?
see above

What is the last thing you drank today?
see above

What are you going to do after this?
sleeping

What are you most anxious/.excited for?
nekocon

What are you wearing right now?
t-shirt and shorts

Have you kissed anyone in the last 7 days?
my pets

Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
it's not bad

Do you find it hard to trust others?
sometimes

Do you change your mind a lot?
yes. i mean no. i mean yes. wait lemme think...

Can you honestly say you are okay right now?
yes

Why do you think so many people cheat?
i don't know

Tell me what is on your mind?
need to sleep

What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
halloween (not that i get to go to any haunted houses or howl-o-scream to celebrate), rocky, nekocon

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
no, when i cosplay as matsuda, L, and sweeney todd, i just pretend they're in drag.

How is your heart?
beating

Is somebody in love with you?
i hope not

Next time you will kiss someone?
next time i see my dog

Have you told anybody you loved them today?
my pets

Who is someone you don't get along with?
the brain-damaged version of my dad

Last time you had grilled cheese?
don't remember

-Longest relationship?
a whopping month

-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they loved you?
none

-How many of them meant it when they said they loved you?
n/a

-Have you ever thought you were going to marry the person you were with?
No

-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
yes but i was young and stupid, so it really wasn't love

-Have you ever made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
no

-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
single

-Have you ever been cheated on?
i suspect i have

-Have you ever had your heart broken?
no, never.

-Have you ever broken someone's heart?
don't know

-Talk to any of your ex's?
one of them

-Think any of your ex's still feel the same way they did about you when you were dating?
no

-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
yes

-Ever dated someone that wasn't good to you?
yes and that's why i dumped his ass

-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
no

-Have you dated someone older than you?
Yeah

-Dated someone younger than you?
no

-Do you regret anything that you have or haven't done with a boyfriend/girlfriend?
no

-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
depends

-Believe in love at first sight?
NO

-Ever dated two people at once?
no

-Ever been given an engagement ring?
no

-Do you have something to say to any of your ex's?
Jason: Hi
Adam: Eat shit.

-Ever stolen someone’s boyfriend/girlfriend?
no

-Ever liked someone else's boyfriend/girlfriend?
story of my life

-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
if you let it